{"id":1679,"date":"2013-09-24T08:59:22","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T06:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/?p=1679"},"modified":"2013-09-24T09:09:23","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T07:09:23","slug":"gymtider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/?p=1679","title":{"rendered":"Gymtider"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dekodet.blogspot.no\/2008\/08\/gym-for-de-sterke.html\">Gymtimene p\u00e5 80-tallet var for de sterke<\/a> og minnene kommer str\u00f8mmende p\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Gyml\u00e6reren min i 2. og 3. vgs hadde stor tro p\u00e5 at langdistansel\u00f8p var det eneste saliggj\u00f8rende. Ut for 5000m p\u00e5 Bislett. Han sto p\u00e5 kanten og sekunderte. &#8220;14 etter 45:50&#8221; ropte han da jeg luntet forbi. &#8220;H\u00e6&#8221; svarte jeg, da jeg ikke hadde filla anelse om hva han mente (som jo tradisjonen var i gymtimer skal jo ikke noe forklares og jeg forsto ikke sekunderingen hans f\u00f8r mange \u00e5r senere). Etter noen flere runder falt jeg ut av skjemaet hans. Jeg drev det ogs\u00e5 relativt langt til skulking i gymtimene etter at jeg hadde en skade \u00e5 unnskylde det p\u00e5. Jeg og en kompis kom oss helt til T\u00f8yenbadet en gang vi hadde sv\u00f8mming, men endte opp i kafeen&#8230; &#8220;Hva om <nazigyml \u00e6rer psyko Bj\u00f8rnsen> kommer n\u00e5?&#8221; sa kompisen &#8220;Da l\u00f8per vi, da kjenner han oss ikke igjen&#8221; svarte jeg. Og kompisen holdt p\u00e5 \u00e5 le seg i hjel &#8211; jeg forsto ikke f\u00f8r lenge etterp\u00e5 at han hadde sett det absurde i at gyml\u00e6reren skulle se oss l\u00f8pe, jeg tenkte bare p\u00e5 \u00e5 skygge banen raskt nok.<\/p>\n<p>Heldigvis var jeg alltid mest selvironisk i forhold til mine ytelser i gymtimene &#8211; men det var vel ikke det som var meningen med det hele?<\/nazigyml><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gymtimene p\u00e5 80-tallet var for de sterke og minnene kommer str\u00f8mmende p\u00e5. Gyml\u00e6reren min i 2. og 3. vgs hadde stor tro p\u00e5 at langdistansel\u00f8p var det eneste saliggj\u00f8rende. Ut for 5000m p\u00e5 Bislett. Han sto p\u00e5 kanten og sekunderte. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/?p=1679\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-div"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/snVtD-gymtider","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1679"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1683,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1679\/revisions\/1683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sickel.net\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}